Bringing Sexy Back (plus a mechanic) wiki

Summary:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my stalker gave to me,

Twelve kings of the ferrits,

Eleven creepy bastards,

Ten bashing damage,

Nine boring classes,

Eight undead mechanics,

Seven creepy vampires,

Six howling werewolves,

Five maaa~aaages in jaaaars,

Four dots in firearms,

Three faeries who don't know what they're doing,

Two half-dead infants,

And a braaaain in a treeee~

I never got why people complain about politics.

Well, okay, that whole caucus vs. primary thing is pretty whacked-out. Though us Seattle folks are a bunch of liberals, so at least we can all, for the most part, agree on who to vote on. And the democratic (or republican, if that's how you roll) system at least ensures that the presidential hopefuls don't try to kill each other, aren't driven crazy by demonic scriptures, and don't have to constantly negotiate with faeries and changelings who would like nothing better than to screw us all over.

...what? No, I'm serious. You guys have it lucky.

See, you've got the Democrats and the Republicans (and the Green Party, though they never seem to count) in your little mortal world, but in our world, we've got the vampires, the werewolves, the mages, the prometheans, and the changelings. They've all got their own hidden agendas and not-so-hidden agendas. There are some other weird things in there too--sometimes you get mixes or new races--so that's hard enough to keep track as it is. Then there's the hunters, the Red King, the Shakespeare references--

Oh. Did I lose you?

Yeah, well. I get lost too. I've been doing this for fifty years, and it still seems pretty crazy to me.

But you get used to it. Seattle and all it's quirky magic.

Well... Okay, you either get used to it, or you die. But I wasn't going to mention the second part.

Keep your head on your shoulders, kid; and remember--this knowledge is our little secret.

Technicalities:

Once upon a time, some teenagers decided it would be a splendid idea to play a World of Darkness game where their various characters would surely be driven mad (if the ridiculous politics didn't get them first). Then a game master agreed to it, and that was that. Within this wiki you'll find all sorts of weird stuff that has to do with the game... And maybe some stuff that doesn't. Enjoy, and edit to your liking, taquitos!

Session Dates:

January 6, 2008
February 3, 2008
March 2, 2008
March 30, 2008
April 27, 2008
May 25, 2008
June 22, 2008